Jim Carey
"Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. If you ain't desperate at some point, you ain't interesting."
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"If you aren't in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret."
"You can fail at what you don't want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."
"I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer."
Joan Collins
"Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine."
"The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer."
"Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you somebody who has never achieved much."
Joan Rivers
"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it".
"I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die, they will donate my body to Tupperware."
"I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery."
"I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for 'Best Special Effects'."
Mathatma Ghandi
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."
"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong."
"An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind."
"Live as if you were to die tomorrow; learn as if you were to live forever'."
"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win'."
"The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others'."
"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty."
"A man is but the product of his thoughts; what he thinks, he becomes'."
"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will'."
Dalai Lama
"Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible".
"This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness."
"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions."
Prem Rawat, Peace Ambassador
"Happiness is your own treasure because it lies within you".
"I declare that I will establish peace in this world."
"That peace which is within us, we must experience it. And if we are searching for peace outside we will never find the peace within."